Oh Sweet Lord In Heaven, I am becoming Daria.

How did this happen? For those of you that are too young, this is Daria. => Daria centered on a smart, overtly sardonic, and extremely pessimistic upper-middle-class teenage girl, Daria Morgendorffer, dealing with day-to-day life in her American suburban town, Lawndale.

I am not joking. I'm not as bad as she is but I might as well be. :(